Not a word’s ever passed between us, and I’m not sure I’d want one to.
Our friendship consists of your friend request, and the day I accepted you.
I’ve got no idea who you are, have we mutual friendships? Not one.
But you wore a cool hat in your profile pic, so I thought you might be fun.
I enjoy seeing all of your pictures of your dog, grandma, breakfast and hat.
And I poke you each year on your birthday, but I’ll leave our fine friendship at that.