Tennis shoes and mini skirts?
Now, really, I don’t know.
What would possess you so to dress?
What are you trying to show?
The tennis shoes aren’t flattering,
So fashion can’t be it.
You can’t play sports in skirts, use shorts!
Besides, you don’t look fit.
If your aim’s not a fetching style,
Nor yet a tournament,
I cannot guess, I must confess
My utter puzzlement.